You’re A Criminal
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No one wants to hear someone vent. Can you honestly tell me that you’ve had a good experience listening to someone cry about their life? Probably not.
Biggest pet peeve: open doors.
Fact #1: I’m incredibly selfish when I know I can take advantage of someone.
Fact #2: It’s hard for me to be ‘just friends’ with guys. It’s never stayed that way. So, ladies, don’t let me be friends with your man.
Fact #3: When I know I don’t like the guy I’m with, I enjoy breaking up with him. I’m harsh, and honest, and ruthless. I want to rule the world.
Currently obsessed with: Lady GaGa, sue me.
